Man thought

For a long time men thought
That earth was not round
But then they found that nobody
Could walk off its edge and nobody fell down
When they tried to reach its edge they discovered that
Indeed they were going round and round

What came first

What came first the egg or the chicken
Is a question that is quite bothersome
For some it’s the chicken and for others it's the egg
Ask my uncle Jack at the poultry farm and he would say
Its Sam who stole both the chicken and the eggs from the farm
And than ran away

The chicken

The chicken wanted to cross the road
Because her children were  on the other side
Everytime it tried to cross,it found a lot of traffic coming
Down to her side
When finally it went across
She found the children sitting at a restaurant waiting for her
Reading the menu she got alarmed because the only served chicken
Boilded ,grilled hot and fresh

Tortoise and the hare

When the tortoise raced with the hare
The hare went fast and then it slowed down
The tortoise went slowly all the way yet it won the race and the crown
Do you know why the tortoise won and the hare slowed down
Because as the hare ran fast it ran out of breath as the air was polluted and made him tired,sick and drowsy so he fell down and fainted on the ground.
As the tortoise passed him he found the hare lying on the ground.
So the tortoise pulled out his mask and the oxygen cylinder ,with its help he finished the race and became the winner

The early bird

The early bird catches the worm
That’s the reason that birds get up early
And the worm sleep
The birds want the worms and
The worms want to catch up on their
Beauty sleep